Onwards and upwards

Once, not too long ago (a week ago, or perhaps it was two?), I did something kind of crazy. I swore off celebrity gossip blogs. Ok, perhaps not so crazy. Unless of course your blogger name happens to be Gossip Librarian. In which case, how can you live without gossip of the celebrity variety?

...By creating your own, of course! From here on out, the gossip shall be my own. I have stories to tell, don't I? Vignettes to share? Absolutely! And who says they all have to be true?

First piece of gossip on the docket: I googled "Gossip Librarian" to see what I could find. The top results were this here blog and this Twitter account. Slightly disconcerting that.

1. Her name is Emily
2. She is a librarian
3. She is tweeting about Dolly Parton
4. CT is not that far away from me.
5. She tweets about as often as I have blogged.
   

What are the odds?

I have a doppelganger.